Compiling a to-do list

The thing is almost a mile long. The short list would be 'what NOT to-do.'

To-do:
-->too long to post here; instead, busts out the loose leaf paper and goes at it old-school: with paper & pen... <--

What NOT to-do:

1. Procrastinate
2. Sit on Facebook all day
3. Read Perezhilton for a couple of hours- STRAIGHT
4. Avoid all things related to cleaning/straightening of the house
5. NOT Make the to-do list. I have to... do I have to separate everything by category?? Because then, I have a shit-ton to do.